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It was a dark and stormy night. Rain splattered against the window of my room. A flash of lightning briefly illuminated the room, followed by a loud clap of thunder. Perfect. The weather was perfect for what I had in mind. My heart beat so wildly and loudly that I expected it to jump right out of my chest any minute. Hot beads of perspiration soaked my cotton nightie. I was apprehensive because I knew what I was about to do was wrong but my deep-rooted anger spurred me on. I listened to the even breathing of my twin sister, Cherish as she slept soundly beside me, and my hand tightened around the knife I was holding under my pillow. She had no idea she was breathing her last, as I was going to kill her tonight ... Coming Out Soon...

Change Of Story!

2011. During Their Courtship. Peter: Betty, you're so beautiful and I love you so much. Betty: Really? I have to tell you something... I can't cook. Peter: Oh, darling, I don't care about that. Betty: But I heard that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Peter: But you've never cooked for me and you're already in my heart. I love you, not your cooking. Betty: Oh, I love you too, Peter. ‪#‎ KissingSounds‬ # 2012. On Their Wedding Night. Peter: Oh, Betty, you're so sweet and I love you. Betty: Really? But I still can't cook. Peter: Oh, darling. But I told you before that I don't care about that. Betty: But they say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Peter: But you've never cooked for me and I still married you. I love you, not your cooking. Betty: Oh, I love you too darling. ‪#‎ KissingAndOtherThingsSounds‬ # 2014. Their First Year Anniversary. Betty: Oh, Peter darling,...

You Knows The Name!

Dr Jefferey walked through the double doors of Haven Clinic, into the tastefully furnished reception area. He eyes quickly scanned the room, taking a mental note of how many patients were waiting to see him, and then he walked briskly past the receptionist's desk into the corridor that led to his office. When he got into his office, he went straight to the adjoining room where he did private exams, to make sure that everything was in order. Satisfied, he went back into his office, sat at his desk and quickly browsed through the patients' files which were waiting for him on the large desk. He reached for the intercom and rang it, to let the receptionist know that he was ready to attend to patients, and after a while he heard a knock at the door. "Come in" he bellowed and the door swung open to admit a lady and a gentleman behind her. Woman: Good evening, doctor Doc: Good evening, madam. Please, take a seat. Woman: (signalling to the man) Mike, greet the doctor. Mike: ...

Omonigho’s Choice

Mama: My pikin come make I tell you something wey go make your mind sweet this morning. Omonigho: Mama, na wetin be that? Mama: Sit down, my pikin, make I give you the tory. Omonigho: I don sit down, mama, oya tell me. Mama: (clearing her throat) You know Onoriode abi? That man wey dey sell palm wine wey sweet pass for this full village? Omonigho: Yes, mama, I know am. Wetin happen to am? Mama: My pikin, when you go for school he come meet me say he wan marry you o. Omonigho: Ehn? Marry who? Me? Mama, no be me o. Mama: (Shocked) Wetin happen? Why you talk so? Omonigho: Mama, you no know the suffer we suffer before I fit pay school fees to start school? Where him dey that time? Ehn? Because I don enter university now, I don good for him eye. Mama: Hmmm, my pikin, na so the life just be o. No be only him o. Even Chief Ediri sef dey come here since. Na him bring all that yam for us o. Even sef Charli wey him mama dey sell kerosene come too. He bring one full jerican...

Osakpamwan

. Osakpamwan pulled over to carry two passengers, a male and a female. "Thank God dis two passenger go make my moto full. Na to blow direct to Ring Road now" he thought to himself as there were three passengers in the car already, one at the passenger's seat in front and two at the back. The man entered first and then the woman got in next. She was big-boned so it was difficult for her to fit into the seat with the three other passengers as it was a small car,an Audi 80.   Others managed to create enough space for her to fit into which she eventually did, and she slammed the door shut with relief. Osakpamwan pulled into the road,whistling to himself as he headed towards King's Square. "Chei!" The man exclaimed. "Oga wetin happen?" Osakpamwan peered at him through the rear view mirror "Dis place too tight o,make this woman dress small na" he complained. "Na where you con want make I dress go? Which space you p...

That Feeling Of Pure Joy

That feeling of pure joy... 1)When a couple gets pregnant for the first time after years of trying... 2)When your child says "Mummy" or "Daddy" for the first time... 3)When PHCN comes through ten seconds to your favourite show... 4)When your team scores the winning goal two seconds to the end of the game... 5)When someone you are thinking of calls you at that very moment... 6)When your newborn looks into your eyes or grips your finger for the first time... 7)When someone you love laughs at your stupid jokes... 8)When someone you love says "I love you" for the first time... 9)When you make love with your man/woman after a fight... 10)When your child says "I love you"... 11)When you land your dream job... 12)When you get to Mama Ebo Pepper Rice late and she still has assorted... 13)When you find a chilled bottle of coke on a very,very hot day (Chai)... 14)When you are served hot eba and hot goat meat and ...

WHERE YOUR GUY??????????

Gloria: hey Mimi,wats up? Mimi: I dey o,how far na? Gloria: my dear I dey fine. How u dey? How ur guy? Mimi: I bam o. Wetin dey happen? Gloria: nothing much. I just dey. Wat of ur guy na. Mimi: na wa o. E don tay. How ur side? Gloria: my side dey. I just close from work. Wat of ur guy? Mimi: really? Where u dey work? Gloria: na civil defense. Where dat ur guy? Mimi: really? Cool. I dey work for immigration. Gloria: dats great. Na d same field we dey. So how ur bobo na? Mimi: na wa o. Two years ago,we no get work o,now e don pure. Gloria: yes o,na marriage remain. So how far with ur guy. Mimi: yeah Gloria: Mimi? Mimi: yes? Gloria: WHERE YOUR GUY? Your boyfriend? Mimi: babe,u no wise at all o. U don ask me about my guy 82 times I no answer yet u no wan rest. Dem send u come abi? Person wen I dey try to forget since u wan resurrect am. U be winsh? Gloria: shuuuu,girl I just dey ask na since una love tight dat time I feel say una still dey na Mimi: hmmm,the guy monkey big time o. He break...