Rekya's Flavors

. Osakpamwan pulled over to carry two passengers, a male and a female. "Thank God dis two passenger go make my moto full. Na to blow direct to Ring Road now" he thought to himself as there were three passengers in the car already, one at the passenger's seat in front and two at the back. The man entered first and then the woman got in next. She was big-boned so it was difficult for her to fit into the seat with the three other passengers as it was a small car,an Audi 80.   Others managed to create enough space for her to fit into which she eventually did, and she slammed the door shut with relief. Osakpamwan pulled into the road,whistling to himself as he headed towards King's Square. "Chei!" The man exclaimed. "Oga wetin happen?" Osakpamwan peered at him through the rear view mirror "Dis place too tight o,make this woman dress small na" he complained. "Na where you con want make I dress go? Which space you p...

That feeling of pure joy... 1)When a couple gets pregnant for the first time after years of trying... 2)When your child says "Mummy" or "Daddy" for the first time... 3)When PHCN comes through ten seconds to your favourite show... 4)When your team scores the winning goal two seconds to the end of the game... 5)When someone you are thinking of calls you at that very moment... 6)When your newborn looks into your eyes or grips your finger for the first time... 7)When someone you love laughs at your stupid jokes... 8)When someone you love says "I love you" for the first time... 9)When you make love with your man/woman after a fight... 10)When your child says "I love you"... 11)When you land your dream job... 12)When you get to Mama Ebo Pepper Rice late and she still has assorted... 13)When you find a chilled bottle of coke on a very,very hot day (Chai)... 14)When you are served hot eba and hot goat meat and ...

Gloria: hey Mimi,wats up? Mimi: I dey o,how far na? Gloria: my dear I dey fine. How u dey? How ur guy? Mimi: I bam o. Wetin dey happen? Gloria: nothing much. I just dey. Wat of ur guy na. Mimi: na wa o. E don tay. How ur side? Gloria: my side dey. I just close from work. Wat of ur guy? Mimi: really? Where u dey work? Gloria: na civil defense. Where dat ur guy? Mimi: really? Cool. I dey work for immigration. Gloria: dats great. Na d same field we dey. So how ur bobo na? Mimi: na wa o. Two years ago,we no get work o,now e don pure. Gloria: yes o,na marriage remain. So how far with ur guy. Mimi: yeah Gloria: Mimi? Mimi: yes? Gloria: WHERE YOUR GUY? Your boyfriend? Mimi: babe,u no wise at all o. U don ask me about my guy 82 times I no answer yet u no wan rest. Dem send u come abi? Person wen I dey try to forget since u wan resurrect am. U be winsh? Gloria: shuuuu,girl I just dey ask na since una love tight dat time I feel say una still dey na Mimi: hmmm,the guy monkey big time o. He break...

 . I like simple and natural things. Very uncomfortable with artificial and complicated stuff like  fake eye lashes,artificial nails,pencil heels etc. Why, the first time I ventured eye lashes, I was so uncomfortable that I pulled them off after a few hours. Lol. Back then, it used to be "give me a pair of jeans and a tee and I'm off". It took me a long time to wear leggings because I was too conscious of my bow legs, but a couple of my friends convinced me that it was good, so I started wearing them. It took a while for me to wear human hair because I thought it was overrated so didn't really care, but when I wore it, I looked so good that I accepted it. #Note# Guys, human hair is not overrated and there's a great difference between Brazilian hair and darling yaki. A woman will always be a woman. Lol. I'm what some people would call a tomboy. I grew up with eight brothers and their male antics were a great appeal to me. I loved climbing...